i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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