Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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