Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she told me i tasted like america
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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