You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
someone threw a dead crab at me
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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