omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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