Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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