I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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