i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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