i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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