He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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