I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
So vagazzling was a success
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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