that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
