love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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