the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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