SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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