hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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