Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm too high and old for this...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
