the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Two words: nipple clamps
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