apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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