What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
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I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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