i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
You smell like stripper and shame
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I love you. Go after that dick
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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