The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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