I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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