just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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