if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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