it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Randomize
