Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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