Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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