I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
