I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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