He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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