yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
Randomize
