took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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