Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
