Dual....:-)
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
soo... how was my night?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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