Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you would pick up someone in the library
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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