I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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