i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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