Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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