Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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