I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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