brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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