oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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