it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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