its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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