the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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