I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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