All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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