literally had 100 drinks last night.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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