Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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