this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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