My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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