So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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