redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Randomize
