yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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