GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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