i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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