what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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