hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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