Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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