return my video game
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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