Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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