Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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